So, I’m pricing out airfare to buy my ticket back to good ol’ Columbus for Christmas. So, I do the usual song and dance: Expedia, Travelocity, Independence Air. Then I check out America West – I used to fly them back and forth home back when I first moved to D.C. and they used to have pretty good fares out of National.
One thousand eight hundred and seventy U.S. dollars. If I fly out a day earlier it’s $2025. WHAT?!?! I keep looking for the fine print. Am I somehow renting the plane? Is it business class for the all of 65 minutes of the flight? Is it a private jet? And it’s not even direct! There’s a plane change in NYC! Even better, if I fly out of Dulles, it’s $4129 with the baffling routing of Dulles to Pittsburgh to NATIONAL to Laguardia to Columbus.
What are these people smoking?!?
Let’s see where I can go for less (same dates):
$791 – Paris
$574 – London
$943 – Rome
$950 – St. Petersburg, Russia
$1414 – Rio
$1030 – Athens
$827 – Oslo
$1025 – Reykjavik
$1140 – Madrid
I rest my case. These people are insane.