Dear Ginormous Prehistoric Bug-Creature

Good morning.  I am writing to express my concern at your presense on my wall this morning.  While on many occasions I have commented that I wish there was someone at home to welcome me back with rousing applause after I make it to the gym in the morning, I didn’t quite have you in mind.  And while I’m sure that wriggling maneuver you were making while waving 300 little arms in the air was surely a gazillipede’s celebratory booty shake and not any sort of prelude to attack, I’d be quite grateful if you did it somewhere else.

Like the Amazon.

Sincerely,
Moi

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4 thoughts on “Dear Ginormous Prehistoric Bug-Creature

  1. Stick Knits says:

    Bwah ha ha ha ha!!!

  2. Jeanne B. says:

    OMG! I hate those things!!! ROTFLMAO!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Did you kill it? Much like my inbox is the place where all chain mail goes to die, my apt is the place where all bugs go to die! /EJ (that’s my new name, ask M w/a Y)

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